Toto, I've a feeling we're not in America anymore

Found at The Abstinence Clearinghouse.

An abstinence Leadership Conference will be hosted in Kansas next week with the ususal stock-pile of lies and bible rhetoric.

This year, the conference has a theme: The Wizard of Oz.

"The movie shows a classic struggle of a lost girl and her misfit friends finding their way, against great odds and in the face of risk to reach their full potential. Many of the scenes and themes in this classic movie can be allegories for today's youth."

One of the panels include:
Ding, Dong, the Witch is Dead! Which Old Witch? (The "Safe-Sex" Witch)

Some of the unbiased speakers include:
Leslee bago-o-douche Unruh, Abstinence Clearinghouse
Robert "The Rectum" Rector, The Heritage Foundation

Also to note: Bag-o-douche Rector is scheduled to have a debate with a contraception expert. I love the wording here: "Mr. Rector will debate an expert on Contraceptive Sex Education…if one will accept the invitation."

Yea, cause history hasn't proved that your "debates" are actually morality-attacks that are filled with biased lies, skewed stats, unproven theories, blatant scare tactics and bible versus.

And please don't forget to check out a jingle.