Gender flap cancels priest-imam soccer game

STOCKHOLM, Sweden - A soccer game between Muslim imams and Christian priests at the end of a conference to promote interfaith dialogue was canceled Saturday because the teams could not agree on whether women priests should take part.

Church of Norway spokesman Olav Fykse Tveit said the imams refused to play against a mixed-gender team of priests because it would have gone against their beliefs in avoiding close physical contact with strange women.

What's so strange about women? Their vaginas? Those dirty, dirty vaginas make it impossible to play a game of soccer. Sigh.

The church decided to drop its female players, and the priests' team captain walked out in protest.

"Because we thought it would be a nice conclusion of the conference we didn't want to call it off, so we decided to stage an all-men team game instead," Tveit said. "We realize now that it will be wrong to have a priest team without women."

After the fact of course.