Who Done It?

Time for...Who done it?
Guess...NBA or the NFL?

36 have been accused of spousal abuse.
7 have been arrested for fraud.
19 have been accused of writing bad checks.
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses.
3 have done time for assault.
71, repeat 71, cannot get a credit card due to bad credit.
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges.
8 have been arrested for shoplifting.
21 currently are defendants in lawsuits,
and 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year!

Can you guess which organization this is?
Give up yet?

It's the wonderful 535 members of the United States Congress.

The same group of baffoons that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

Thanks to my friend Michelle.