Children's Author Declares: You Strip, I Sign!

A Baltimore-area author of children's books has been banned from visiting Harford County public schools after publicly suggesting that a 10-year-old girl disrobe during a visit to her school, a comment the author said was a quip that was taken out of context.

Please explain ANY context that would be considered appropriate you pedophile.

Author Richard Lynn Stack, a former lawyer who visits schools around the country with his dogs, was at Abingdon Elementary School on April 16 for an event when a student asked Stack to autograph her forehead, said Don Morrison, a spokesman for the county school system.

Morrison said that parents of students who were nearby reported two days later that Stack responded by saying he would give the student an autograph if she climbed on a lunch table and took off her clothes. Stack told school officials he was making an absurd comment in response to the student's unusual request, Morrison said.

First, why did it take parents 2 days to report this?
Second, a girl makes an "unusual request" for him to autograph her forehead and instead of saying, "wow, that's a bit unusual, how about I just sign your book. Or how about your hand", he decides he has a better, more appropriate alternative:

No, get on that table you little slut and shake what ya got! Shake it or no autograph for you, you naughty little piece!

What I find typical is that if a boy had asked this same thing, I am pretty sure he never would have told him to get on top of a table and strip. In fact, I know he woulodn't have because males are not objectified as sex objects. As things. This is more telling on how he views the female poluation in general.

Oh and by the way, it was hardly an unusual request. Fans request signatures everywhere. Ever seen a Poison video? Every body part of a person has been signed, and by "person" I mean women.

And just what would he have done if she had gotten on top of that table and stripped? I shudder.

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