Hypocrite of the Day: Randall Tobias

As you have all heard and I have posted about Randall "Hookergate" Tobias in my Link-A-Dink, the latest Bush crony resigned a few days ago after being exposed being named customer of the month of an escort service.

Deputy Secretary of State Randall L. Tobias submitted his resignation Friday, one day after confirming to ABC News that he had been a customer of a Washington, D.C. escort service whose owner has been charged by federal prosecutors with running a prostitution operation. Tobias, who is married, said there had been "no sex," and that recently he had been using another service "with Central Americans" to provide massages.

Another service "with Central Americans." That's what he's using now. This is the guy in charge of America's international aid and development assistance to countries around the world.

'Cause, you know, those hot Latin chicks - those Central American gals - are innately more talented at *cough* giving massages *cough*.

As the Bush administration's so-called "AIDS czar," Tobias was criticized for emphasizing faithfulness and abstinence over condom use to prevent the spread of AIDS.

Ground control to Major McSpooge: There are plenty of legitimate Certified Massage Therapists in D.C.
An "Escort service" for a massage?
Okaaaaay!
How much for a deluxe massage with a Happy Ending?

The hypocrisy of this MISadministration, all of King George's incompetent croonies, and the Christian Taliban is astounding. As I said, this is the guy that Bush hired to push abstinence-only programs abroad...while he was engaging in extramarital sex here at home.

But hey, a quick trip to Daddy Dobson's radio show will fix that right up for ya, as was the case with Gingrich, McFlipper and the countless number of Repuligoons who are all forgiven for their trespassess because, well...they are Christians you know.