Better Not Lose That Slipper! Or Your Hymen!

Does anyone else find it telling that abstinence-only folks rely on fairy tales and the like?


Last year's theme of The Wizard of Oz was just wierd, with workshops like:


"If I Only Had a Brain: The Effects of Sex on Brain Physiology"


And my personal favorite: "Ding, Dong, the Witch is Dead! Which Old Witch? (The "Safe-Sex" Witch)"