God is a meteorologist

"In another in a series of notable pronouncements, religious broadcaster Pat Robertson says God told him storms and possibly a tsunami will hit America's coastline this year."

Wow, G-d told you America's coastline is vulnerable to storms?
Who would have ever guessed?
G-d is a true genius.

"Robertson has come under intense criticism in recent months for suggesting that American agents should assassinate Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez."

How Christ-like.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12851397/