Ignorance is heavenly

On my evening news, the local Christian Mob has recruited a motivational speaker to combat rising rates of teen pregnancy.

How will they accomplish this you ask? My, with the "Gospel of Abstinence" of course.

Praise Jesus.

Eh, does my weekly summary of empirical research findings that are emailed to the school board end up being used as toilet paper on the blistering boils of the Reich?

I really woulkd like to know what they do with my emails.

I suppose they delete them, along with any other evidence that their moral agenda doesn't work, is actaully counteractive and risks the lives of our youth.