Ding Dong The Corrupter's Dead

Former House Majority Leader Tom "The Hammer" DeLay is formally resigning as of today, June 9, 2006. Yesterday, he gave his farwell address to Congress. You can read the full transcript here, and watch the video here.

A few parting dellusional words:
"In any place or any time on any issue, what does liberalism ever seek, Mr. Speaker? More -- more government, more taxation, more control over people's lives and decisions and wallets."

Let's see.
1-More government? Try less governments, like stay out of our bedrooms, out of our wombs.
2-More taxation? Again, wrong party.
3-More control over people's lives and decisions? Have you met the President, Mr. Corrupter?
4-More control over people's wallets? You're kidding me right?



Later, bitch.